My son just turned two last month and over the last few days has really started to voice his opinion about things. Last night I told him it was time to eat dinner. His response was I don’t want to have dinner, I want to have some beers’. Tonight I asked him if he wanted a glass of water and he replied with ‘I don’t want to have a glass of water, I want a glass of wine!’ Just now he had a little coughing fit while lying in his bed. I asked if he was ok and he said, ‘no I’m not ok!’ I asked him ‘what’s the matter?’ and he said, ‘I’m trying to go to sleep!’ I’m writing them all down in his baby book!