Listings for Age 5 (12)
Butt cheeks
Category: Age 5 | Posted: July 30, 2024
My 5 year old was taking a shower one night. From the living room, I hear a frantic "Mom! Mommy! Come here! Quick!" So, naturally I drop everything and run into the bathroom and rip open the curtains....
Funny Necks
Category: Age 5 | Posted: September 27, 2012
"mom, you always play with me when there are no kids at the park" yes, I do. "so you will if no one is there this time?" of course "Cause your not old" Well I am not THAT old! "yeah, cause old p...
Invisible People
Category: Age 5 | Posted: July 9, 2011
My 5 year old son asked me if invisible people could see each other...
The Wedding
Category: Age 5 | Posted: October 2, 2010
Girl 1 (5): My dad is in a wedding today. Girl 2 (6): Why? He's already married. Girl 1 (5): No, he's IN the wedding. Girl 3 (4): I know, he's probably the Ring Man....
Unholy Moly
Category: Age 5 | Posted: August 21, 2010
At bedtime my 5 year old boy asks "Daddy, does the Devil look like a mole?" My answer, after moles have lived in our backyard for several years, was a resounding "YES!"...
Broken dogs?
Category: Age 5 | Posted: August 20, 2010
As we were leaving to go shopping one day, we saw a male Labrador Retriever in our front yard. My said, "What a pretty Lab." I replied, "Yeah, but he's not fixed.". My five-year-old said from the back...
