My 5 year old was taking a shower one night. From the living room, I hear a frantic “Mom! Mommy! Come here! Quick!” So, naturally I drop everything and run into the bathroom and rip open the curtains. I see my 5 year old standing there, nothing apparently wrong. “What is it, hunny? What’s wrong?” My thoughts are running a mile a minute trying to figure out what could have set her off, when she says….. “Mommy, why does my vagina have butt cheeks?” ….. XD XD XD